The BC limerick thread...
Started by Yojimbo, 8th March 2006 11:16 in Poetry, Books & Writing

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    Talking The BC limerick thread...

    Inspired by Mark's "Rude Limericks" thread.

    Just invent your own limericks based on the Den of Insanity that is BC forums.

    Here's my attempt:

    There was a lady called Sphinx,
    Who was often a reet cheeky minx,
    She loves to rep,
    and likes to pep,
    but has a strange problem with links.


    I thank you.

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    Tee hee....very good Yoji. *reps Yoji
    They who walk in silence hang the innocent and set the guilty free.

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    There was a young man named Yojimbo
    Who sat with his legs all akimbo
    He knew martial arts
    and ate custard tarts
    And didn't think much about limbo.
    They who walk in silence hang the innocent and set the guilty free.

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    View Quoted Post In 801739 sphinx said:
    Tee hee....very good Yoji. *reps Yoji
    T'anks chuck.

    Here's another one:

    *ahem*

    There was a man called Dordie,
    Who took a dislike to this Geordie,
    He trolled him around,
    Persistant as a hound,
    And made Perrin come out all warty.



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    View Quoted Post In 801740 sphinx said:
    There was a young man named Yojimbo
    Who sat with his legs all akimbo
    He knew martial arts
    and ate custard tarts
    And didn't think much about limbo.
    Wahey!

    Except I don't like custard tarts...

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    We need the talents of Nim, Bombadil and BH in here.

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    there once was a guy with some dreads
    who entered some rather gay threads
    in the threads he did post
    they were better than most
    then he couldnt think of anything funny to rythme with dreads so he waffled on and on and on in a startling manner which caused all he previous followers to hate him and wish he was DEAD!!!






    hehe got there in the end

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    there once was a lady called Nim
    who had too many hairs on her quim
    in the air they did wave
    so she decided to shave
    and gave them a bloody good trim

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    View Quoted Post In 801765 bristol hippy said:
    there once was a guy with some dreads
    who entered some rather gay threads
    in the threads he did post
    they were better than most
    then he couldnt think of anything funny to rythme with dreads so he waffled on and on and on in a startling manner which caused all he previous followers to hate him and wish he was DEAD!!!






    hehe got there in the end
    Laugh. My. Feckin'. Arse. Off.

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    View Quoted Post In 801766 bristol hippy said:
    there once was a lady called Nim
    who had too many hairs on her quim
    in the air they did wave
    so she decided to shave
    and gave them a bloody good trim
    PMSL!




    Nim.

 


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