Come back my darling!
16th May 2021 00:31 by Luna
Lots of scope with this one!
By Percy Bysshe Shelley
The fountains mingle with the river
And the rivers with the ocean,
The winds of heaven mix for ever
With a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world is single;
All things by a law divine
In one spirit meet and mingle.
Why not I with thine?
See the mountains kiss high heaven
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister-flower would be forgiven
If it disdained its brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth
And the moonbeams kiss the sea:
What is all this sweet work worth
If thou kiss not me?
What does the future hold?
It seems to be descending into civil war.
Just wondered whether anyone actually wanted to talk about this.
In particular, why didn't the tories get the kicking many expected?
It was a magnificent victory by Viz in 2010 when Biffa Bacon's mum became first minister and head of the DUP. Unfortunately, it turned out that this religious bigot wasn't quite extreme enough for the DUP, and she's been replaced by another Viz character called Edwin Poots, who is a religious nutter who thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old. I don't recall seeing him in Viz, to be honest, but with a name like that I assume he must be a Viz vicar who rants on street corners and breaks wind loudly.