Christmas Crackers
Started by Alice, 7th December 2019 23:20 in Christmas Forem 2019

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    I need an environmentally friendly alternative for my Christmas table. Has anyone got any suggestions?
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    What is so Environmentally Unfriendly about Traditional Xmas Crackers?


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    What is so Environmentally Unfriendly about Traditional Xmas Crackers?


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    Glitter,pieces of plastic shite etc. About as environmentally friendly as a McDonald's Happy Meal toy.
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    Glitter,pieces of plastic shite etc. About as environmentally friendly as a McDonald's Happy Meal toy.
    One of my daughters bought lots of (1) scratch cards and gave them to the guests. One of them won a tenner!
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    Buy everyone a packet of vegetable or wild flower seeds.

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    There is a Wikipedia Listing about Christmas Crackers:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

    There is nothing in the Wikipedia about there being Environmental Issues involved with Christmas Crackers.


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    There are YouTubes on how to make your own Home Made Crackers.

    This YouTube even provides a Website URL that tells where you can get the Materials for making Crackers:




    After watching this YouTube, you can make your own Home Made Crackers with whatever Environmentally Friendly Materials of your choice.


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    There is a Wikipedia Listing about Christmas Crackers:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

    There is nothing in the Wikipedia about there being Environmental Issues involved with Christmas Crackers.


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    Glitter,pieces of plastic shite etc. About as environmentally friendly as a McDonald's Happy Meal toy.
    I don't particularly like crackers anyway so instead I have made these little favour boxes. In the ones for the menfolk I have put key rings/nail clippers/small screwdrivers etc., and in the ones for female friends I have put pretty hankies/silky scarves/tights/ etc.,

    The boxes can be reused or recycled.

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    Christmas crackers poison the planet and cause climate emergency.
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