How Long were Adam and Eve in The Garden of Eden?
Started by parsonstreet, 13th April 2019 19:53 in Religion & Philosophy

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    Default How Long were Adam and Eve in The Garden of Eden?

    Long enough for fossils to form?
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    Weren't they kicked out by someone named Michael welding a fiery sword?

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    Weren't they kicked out by someone named Michael welding a fiery sword?
    Did they have welding equipment in Biblical times?

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    Long enough for fossils to form?
    Given that they didn't exist, thw question is irrelevant.
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    I am just trying to help the biblical narrative out.
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    I am just trying to help the biblical narrative out.
    The biblical narrative has a lot more problems than fossils.

    Cain was supposedly the first human born, at the time of his birth the only humans in existence were him and his parents. Later Eve gave birth again and he got a little brother. Many year later he killed him went to the "Land Of Nod", found a wife and built a city.

    Really? Where did the wife come from? Why build a city when the number of people on the planet is in single figures?

    Only a complete moron would take the story literally, and indeed, most Christians don't. Only the silly extremist ones who think that words in a book written 2000 years ago are more accurate than the actual evidence before our eyes.
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    Did they have welding equipment in Biblical times?
    I am merely quoting the 'Good Book' - I didn't write it. Perhaps it was one of those miracle thingys they seemed to have so many of in those days??

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    I am merely quoting the 'Good Book' - I didn't write it. Perhaps it was one of those miracle thingys they seemed to have so many of in those days??

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    Given that they didn't exist, thw question is irrelevant.
    Why didn't they exist?
    Thats like saying Jesus didn't!

    They may not have been created in the way that is mentioned, but I think they did Exist
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    Why didn't they exist?
    Thats like saying Jesus didn't!
    No it isn't, there is at least some scant evidence that Jesus existed, and the earliest gospels were written resonably recently after his death.

    None of that is true for Adam and Eve.
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