FAO Scrotnig - Etiquette at McDonalds
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    Scrot - I know you sometimes make use of the drive-through McDonalds at Wigston, and knowing that you were brought up properly I should imagine that were you taken by the desire for some chicken nuggets in the morning, the conversation might go like this:

    Scrot: Good morning, oh disembodied voice of the order station, I wonder if you would perhaps be so kind as to furnish me with some delicious chicken McNuggets, as I find myself in the mood for some tender foul, reared to the highest standards and ideally corn-fed, perfectly cooked and coated with a delicious batter, served with a catsup of finest British tomatoes, please.

    Disembodied voice at the ordering station: Sorry, we don't do McNuggets in the early morning, only our breakfast menu.

    Scrot: Oh dear, what a pity, I was so looking forward to some poultry comestibles. In that case, I would like just a Bacon and Egg McMuffin, please!

    Dismebodied voice: OK, that's 2.09 if you'd like to drive to the payment window.

    Scrot: Thank you very much for your assistance, oh disembodied voice.


    However, many would find such a conversation rather stilted and old-fashioned. These days what is needed is some proper "banter" with the staff at McDonalds, and this is how it SHOULD be done.

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    Scrot - I know you sometimes make use of the drive-through McDonalds at Wigston, and knowing that you were brought up properly I should imagine that were you taken by the desire for some chicken nuggets in the morning, the conversation might go like this:

    Scrot: Good morning, oh disembodied voice of the order station, I wonder if you would perhaps be so kind as to furnish me with some delicious chicken McNuggets, as I find myself in the mood for some tender foul, reared to the highest standards and ideally corn-fed, perfectly cooked and coated with a delicious batter, served with a catsup of finest British tomatoes, please.

    Disembodied voice at the ordering station: Sorry, we don't do McNuggets in the early morning, only our breakfast menu.

    Scrot: Oh dear, what a pity, I was so looking forward to some poultry comestibles. In that case, I would like just a Bacon and Egg McMuffin, please!

    Dismebodied voice: OK, that's 2.09 if you'd like to drive to the payment window.

    Scrot: Thank you very much for your assistance, oh disembodied voice.


    However, many would find such a conversation rather stilted and old-fashioned. These days what is needed is some proper "banter" with the staff at McDonalds, and this is how it SHOULD be done.
    I believe Fork Me had a similar outburst, when he was told at his local takeaway, that they had run out of kebabs.
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    I believe Fork Me had a similar outburst, when he was told at his local takeaway, that they had run out of kebabs.
    I live in Cyprus, they NEVER run out of kebabs...
    Please note that any abuse in this post is both intentional and deserved.

    Anyone that feels the need to further point out that it contains abuse is clearly a total fucking moron who's also insulting YOUR intelligence by pointing out the bleeding obvious as if you were too fucking dumb to notice it.

    This has been a public service announcement by Fork Me. Have a nice fucking day.


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    I love the way the next car, who's been waiting patiently, then just drives up to the window.

    Just hope he didn't ask for chicken McNuggets.
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    I love the way the next car, who's been waiting patiently, then just drives up to the window.

    Just hope he didn't ask for chicken McNuggets.
    I would have done, just for a laugh.
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    Anyone that feels the need to further point out that it contains abuse is clearly a total fucking moron who's also insulting YOUR intelligence by pointing out the bleeding obvious as if you were too fucking dumb to notice it.

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    I hope someone took the registration of Sphinx's that strange woman's car and reported her to the police!
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    I would have done, just for a laugh.
    Or, to quote When Harry Met Sally: "I'll have what she's having!"

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    This is just one of the kebab shops I use, but even I couldn't manage that one!

    http://www.worldrecordacademy.com/fo..._Eid_90116.htm
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    Fork Me
    This is just one of the kebab shops I use, but even I couldn't manage that one!

    http://www.worldrecordacademy.com/fo..._Eid_90116.htm
    OMG! Four TONNES of meat!!!

    What would worry me is how the hell did he make sure it was properly cooked all the way through?

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    OMG! Four TONNES of meat!!!

    What would worry me is how the hell did he make sure it was properly cooked all the way through?
    I don't eat the muck.
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