Identify this house.
Started by parsonstreet, 5th December 2018 19:10 in Talk & Chat

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    Dordie
    It has a broken toilet seat.
    Nah, I fixed that before I left. I got my full deposit back as well.
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    Dordie
    There is a massive collection of vinyl records which can only be stored on the floor.
    They're in Cyprus now, and my new flat is much bigger, so they're all on shelves.
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    The broken toilet seat had a scarf tied around it so that one's arse did not sustain lacerations.....crude but effective.
    Actually it was gaffa tape...

    ...and the rent was a little on the high side.
    Quite. Now, 10 years later, I'm paying less than half the rent on that place for somewher around three times bigger. I have two bedrooms, a huge living room, big kitchen, big bathroom and two balconies...

    ...and the weather's better.
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    Nah, I fixed that before I left. I got my full deposit back as well.
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    Cheaper to buy a new bog seat than lose the deposit!
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    bill jarvis
    It's No3 Stein Street.
    Steine.

    HTH
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    The first house was William Wilberforce's house in Hull the next was Charles Darwin's house
    Do not let the oppressed retreat in disgrace; may the poor and needy praise your name..

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    The first house was William Wilberforce's house in Hull the next was Charles Darwin's house
    No, the second was my house. I assure you, Charles Darwin never lived there.
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    Ha ha lol
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    Nah, I fixed that before I left. I got my full deposit back as well.
    Surely you don't mean the deposit that you deposited down the toilet?
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