Amusing smilies aside, you ought to realise that beneath what may sometimes appear to be banter, I do in fact despise you. Don't be flattered, my contempt is free to all lefties who support the indoctrination of children. ~ Memnoch, Dec 2014.
Blue notices are mandatory and so would not contain the word "advised". The correct wording for this notice would thus be "You vill dance zer Lehndler und ze Flugleschlapenzethighmitoompahzounds or you vill face ze music if you catch mein drift"