First World Problems
Started by Scrotnig, 12th January 2020 21:08 in Talk & Chat

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    What first world problems have BC members had to endure recently?

    A few weeks ago, the electrician didn't turn up to fix the broken dimmer switch for my kitchen lights! FML!
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    I recently had to vacuum the area where the Christmas tree had been standing. The floor was covered in fallen needles and several them had woven themselves into the fibres of the carpet...

    ...I had to remove them manually!
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    My rubbish bin was emptied a day late
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    I had to clean cat sick off the lavatory floor.
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    I shot my neighbour in the head for being noisy. When the police found out he wasn't a muslim they threatened to taser me. I managed to defuse the situation when I told them "mistakes were made and lessons will be learned" and they were OK.
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    Scrotnig
    What first world problems have BC members had to endure recently?

    A few weeks ago, the electrician didn't turn up to fix the broken dimmer switch for my kitchen lights! FML!
    Maybe he got mistaken for a suicide bomber and was shot dead on his way to see you.
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    Most first world people are fat bimps
    I know things most people have to google

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    Luna
    lavatory
    Do you mean 'bog' ?
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    No, Fred, I said lavatory because I meant lavatory.

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    Luna
    No, Fred, I said lavatory because I meant lavatory.
    Oh, you're one of them post people.
    I know things most people have to google

 


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