Yes it's raining. It has rained every day bar one for the last two weeks. Midlands summer, same as last year. And the year before. And the one before that. It's all this global warming you see... makes the weather the same as it's always been since forever. Quick, tax something.
I'm sorry Memnoch, you can't say that.

You see, the lefties have changed it from 'global warming' to 'climate change', after people started noticing that it wasn't actually getting any warmer.

So now, if it gets warmer, taxes can be increased.
And if it gets colder, taxes can be increased.

And if we ever got to a point where the climate genuinely never changed at all ever, they'd come up with something called 'climate stagnation' and increase taxes.