I donít buy scratch cards, I know lots of men who can get things, most men can get things, unless theyíre bed bound with no access to the internet. I bet even you can get things when your solar charger powers up enough to run your lap top.
There are many kinds of relationship, I canít say Iím shocked that you only know about one though. At least you donít realise what else youíre missing out on I suppose. Silver linings everywhere arenít there? You just gotta look.
Iím too old to be a chav.
You need to edit that, a lot of bullshit in his direction implies that itís heading toward him, and youíre addressing him directly so one would assume that itís you delivering said bullshit. A lot of it coming from your direction would probably have worked...