Posted by Memnoch
on 19th March 2012 at 04:25
I have decided to do my bit for austerity and grow my own hamburgers.
I bought some hamburger seeds from a man in the pub. I asked if he had seeds for chips aswell but he said there's no such thing and I'd have to make my chips out of potatoes. Fortunately he had a cutting from a potato tree which he agreed to sell after some haggling. He also agreed to build a shed for me, and his brother Stanislav is a town planner and his brother Pyotr is a chartered surveyor and his