Literal Bible Man
Started by Laupy, 14th October 2013 23:06 in Religion & Philosophy

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    I was out hiking in the woods


    and I passed by a blueberry bush.



    I was hungry for blueberries



    and even though they were several months out of season I grabbed a can of gasoline




    and set that indignant, selfish little tree ablaze with a righteous fury for not bearing fruit out of season.



    Don't judge me. Jesus is my role model.


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    nothing can bring back the hour of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower.

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    You should study your role model more thoroughly. Literally
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    Not Andrew

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    Jesus is misunderstood in this particular passage. He was actually attempting to perform Moses' magical "burning bush" trick, but got it a bit wrong and the tree just shrivelled up instead.

    Where was Paul Daniels when you needed him? Now *there's* magic!

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    Chris Mitchell
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    Where was Paul Daniels when you needed him? Now *there's* magic!
    In all the infinite multiverses, of all possibilities,.. I have never, or ever would NEED, Paul Daniels
    The man is like ugly, animated snot! His wife is hardly prettier, herself

 


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