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A morning walk

A morning walk

Better than evening walks, especially on hot summer days because tarts don't wear much so you can see their tits.

Nice Fred, 28th June 2019

Nice Fred, 28th June 2019 04:31
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28th June 2019 21:17

by Joe 90

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Sport, Hobbies & Pastimes

4 am this morning..

4 am this morning..

I woke up freezing with cold. Considering my house is well insulated I thought it strange. I got out of bed to see if an external door was open, negative, it was simply bloody cold.

Now to start the argument.......4 am is traditionally the coldest part of the day.

Dordie, 28th May 2019

Dordie, 28th May 2019 11:19

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If the police wake you up at 1:30 in the morning....

If the police wake you up at 1:30 in the morning....

If you are woken in the early hours of the morning by a policeman banging and hammering on your door and repeatedly ringing the bell, you would probably fear some terrible news was being delivered....someone you know has been injured, or may even be dead....it can't be good news and it must be something serious.
...

Scrotnig, 22nd February 2019

Scrotnig, 22nd February 2019 19:54

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News & Current Affairs

QUIZ: What Part of the Morning Are You?

QUIZ: What Part of the Morning Are You?

Tonight's quiz....

What Part of the Morning Are You?

Scrotnig, 20th February 2019

Scrotnig, 20th February 2019 22:07
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21st February 2019 07:05

by Lord Ponsonby

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And in the morning...

And in the morning...

We shall remember them.

Dordie, 11th November 2018

Dordie, 11th November 2018 12:12
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11th November 2018 12:12

by Dordie

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News & Current Affairs
At 4 am this morning,....

At 4 am this morning,....

It was raining when I went for my customary run.

Dordie, 10th May 2018

Dordie, 10th May 2018 09:26
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12th May 2018 08:51

by Dordie

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After a successful morning...

After a successful morning...

... of raising the PRQ (pointless rage quotient) of an obsessed moron to an artery-threatening level, I'm off to push some buttons on my other robot dog.

Memnoch, 25th November 2017

Memnoch, 25th November 2017 11:40

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Good Morning Monday

Good Morning Monday

Just bought a new PC - now on Windows 10 - which promptly lost all my log-ins/passwords etc., hence the reappearance as Luna2 - Sorry for any confusion - hang on - it's me that's confused. Not liking W10 so far - no doubt will get used to it - at least it is better than W8 !

lUNA2, 6th November 2017

lUNA2, 6th November 2017 10:51

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Early morning chuckle

Early morning chuckle

People with English as a second (or in some cases even third or fourth) language often don't know which words are swear words.

As I was leaving my building this morning, one of my older (and quite "proper") Cypriot neighbours was trying to "separate" a stray tom from her cat with a broomstick.

When she saw me...

Fork Me, 28th June 2017

Fork Me, 28th June 2017 06:34

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Memnoch is in fine form this morning

Memnoch is in fine form this morning

Spewing out anti-EU paranoia, Islamophobia, and general bigotry, and of course attacking me while hiding behind Ignore.

Plutonium, 20th June 2017

Plutonium, 20th June 2017 09:16

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Virgin Media went down this morning in Leicester

Virgin Media went down this morning in Leicester

This time I lost broadband TV and phone from about 8am through to 11am.
At least it was on their status page.

Compared to Manchester I am finding Virgin Media rather more flakey in Leicester, that's about eight times in two years it's gone off...although previously it's always been just the broadband. All three...

Scrotnig, 23rd May 2017

Scrotnig, 23rd May 2017 11:15

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Computers, Phones &...

Grand morning round here..

Grand morning round here..

No cloud, sun shining brightly and a cool wind to keep the temperature down. A turn around from yesterday and the constant cold and drizzle.
Spring has sprung in Peterborough, other must wait their turn.

Dordie, 13th February 2017

Dordie, 13th February 2017 10:07

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I need to do a Tesco tomorrow morning but...

I need to do a Tesco tomorrow morning but...

The weather forecast indicates only 3 degrees tomorrow, that's bloody cold and with some fog too. Maybe I might bring the car indoors to give it a warm. I intend to go. I think!

Dordie, 5th December 2016

Dordie, 5th December 2016 00:42

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It's a really dark old morning....

It's a really dark old morning....

Very dark, I think I may complain to someone.

Dordie, 22nd November 2016

Dordie, 22nd November 2016 09:47
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22nd November 2016 11:56

by Dordie

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Don't interrupt me this morning.

Don't interrupt me this morning.

I have the dolly tub and pegs out. I shall be busy. The copper is lit.

Dordie, 13th November 2016

Dordie, 13th November 2016 09:26
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13th November 2016 09:37

by Dordie

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That Sunday morning....

That Sunday morning....

As I was coming down the stairs I heard a voice on TV say it is confirmed, she is dead. Who's dead I thought. When it turned out to be the whore of London I didn't blink an eye.
Her camera dodging and whoring have caught up with her I thought.

Dordie, 21st October 2016

Dordie, 21st October 2016 00:57

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Good morning, who's a big boy?

Good morning, who's a big boy?

Goodness, this is a bit odd.

Calidore, 15th August 2016

Calidore, 15th August 2016 10:52
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15th August 2016 21:07

by Calidore

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Farage cocked it up on Peston this morning

Farage cocked it up on Peston this morning

However you regard him, and I can't stick him, you've got to hand it to Farage that he usually deals with pundits like a pro. He was shit this morning with the worst of them, Peston. Instead of the witty banter and confident delivery we got a snarling, dismissive angry man who actually blushed about that Nazi style...

Reg Perrin, 19th June 2016

Reg Perrin, 19th June 2016 12:33

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News & Current Affairs

This morning, Scrot....

This morning, Scrot....

went out, Alice went out so I did, I buggered off to Tesco and do you know what? I could not get near the bloody place for cars and people.....I blame immigrants. I gave up and pissed off to the (nearly) local Spar.

Dordie, 21st May 2016

Dordie, 21st May 2016 21:06

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After a successful morning

After a successful morning

of cleaning the bath and putting Scrote straight in the criminal records check thread, I'm off out.

Alice, 21st May 2016

Alice, 21st May 2016 13:36
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21st May 2016 19:02

by squawkington

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The Boring Bin

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