Your diseased mind and perverse nature is illustrated by your penchant for trying to make mischief between posters in here.
You must spend most of your miserable moments rolling back the Bowman
files and seeing what you can do to stir up trouble.
You might try to play the catty poof bit but you just haven't the chutzpah to carry it off.
As for Sphinx being a lady , I would imagine she is and going anywhere with you
for a romantic candlelit dinner would be as likely as Princess Anne entertaining
the lavatory mouthed BH to Christmas dinner at Windsor Castle. It would
be about as romantic as socialising with pigs.