Johnson pledges tax cuts.
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    Default Johnson pledges tax cuts.

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    BORIS Johnson has vowed to slash taxes for Britain’s hard-pressed unicorn breeders.

    The prime minister-in-waiting said the tax cut would create up to 20 million new jobs in the supernatural horse industry.

    He told the Daily Telegraph: “Chinese billionaires are desperate to buy British unicorns, but our breeders can’t meet the demand because of EU rules on VAT and minimum unicorn width.
    Free of these shackles the unicorn farms of Somerset and Wiltshire could soon be churning out thousands of magical horses which would then be vacuum packed and sent to the Far East via an 8000 mile-long bridge that I have designed myself.”

    He added: “Is there a more powerful advert for our country than a happy Chinese billionaire leaping into his swimming pool on the back of a British unicorn?”

    Mr Johnson believes that at £250m a unicorn Britain will become so wealthy that every British citizen will be able to buy a unicorn of their very
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    Fake news - That unicorn isn't colourful
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.
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    MPs will be putting these on their expenses, then demanding pay rises so they can afford them.

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