You are at times a bit whiffy. You prefer rolling in a pool of your own piss to worrying about personal hygiene.
You are very open to disease. You try to say yes to as many lady cats as possible, although they rarely reciprocate.
Your charms are non existent. You're a little too caked in fecal matter for your own good.
People often think that you may have an arse for a face. You always seem to be approaching, when in fact you’re walking away...