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Started by Nice Fred, 17th April 2019 04:13 in News & Current Affairs

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    I posted this on Nick's some while ago

    6th-August-2009, 12:17

    For once I'm not pissing about.

    I came across some news today that is a major international story.
    There is a problem. I can't say a peep to anyone as it hasn't happened yet.

    That has to be more annoying than the time I PMed an especially smelly fart to HL and she puked all over the 'new posts' page.

    I hope I can tell you tomorrow.
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

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    6th-August-2009, 13:31


    I would love to say but I just can't.
    It is a pretty massive story that will hit the world press.
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

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    6th-August-2009, 15:51

    I overheard a conversation I wasn't supposed to.
    I was then told the whole story.

    Not a piss take.
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

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    There were several posts suggesting I was messing around - Ner, not me - I'm a serious sort of chap
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

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    7th-August-2009, 00:54

    Yes but no knickers.
    I'm waiting to hear what happened. As soon as I know it's in the public domain, I'll tell you. I can't until then. You'll understand why when you know.

    No aliens involved, not even green ones.
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

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    7th-August-2009, 16:15

    (I gave a big clue in this post)

    Not that I'm aware of.

    The news, and it a top story.

    Noodin Top, the bastard behind the Bali bombs and the latest Jakarta bombs, is in a house not far from here.
    The police have surrounded the house and there is a shoot out going on at the time of posting.
    Last time this happened, the police were scared of an explosion so they called in an army helicopter and blew the bastards to hell.
    Seems there is the same concern this time.
    Watch this space.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8190071.stm

    One of South-East Asia's most wanted terror suspects is reported to have been killed by Indonesian police.

    An official in Jakarta and local TV say Noordin Mohamed Top died when police stormed his hideout in central Java after a 17-hour siege.
    Local TV is saying he has not been arrested but it's unlikely he will be taken alive.
    I do hope not.

    Told you I wasn't pissing about.
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

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    8th-August-2009, 01:59

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    Three small bangs (maybe grenades).
    The police have set up sniper positions. Police commandos are using a robot and are advancing on the house.

    Robot now inside.
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    8th-August-2009, 02:00

    Terrorist still alive in he kitchen.
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

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    8th-August-2009, 02:14

    Police think one still alive as they can hear screams of pain from inside.
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    8th-August-2009, 02:33

    Police are being very careful as the think explosives inside.
    Advance parties with blast shields are near the house and gun fire can be heard
    I'm a low educated, total guttersnipe, dim witted moron.

 


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