Pretty Shit weather in Cyprus
Started by Reg Perrin, 12th February 2019 16:51 in Talk & Chat

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    At the moment.. Never mind, we're off to Port Mogan on the Canary Islands again next week. Yes, Port Mogan again. That place that Ponsonby thinks he can comment on because he read something about it once.

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    He's been so quiet lately I thought I'd tease him out a little.

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    It's February, what do you expect?
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    It's February, what do you expect?
    It's not Lincolnshire either!
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    Reg Perrin
    At the moment.. Never mind, we're off to Port Mogan on the Canary Islands again next week. Yes, Port Mogan again. That place that Ponsonby thinks he can comment on because he read something about it once.
    Yup. Been raining again today, although we had a nice weekend. I'm off to Malta this weekend. Weather looks OK there, not hot, but no rain!
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    I see Reg is off on his happy hour holidays again. He'll be at the disco doing opps upside your head and generally making a tit of himself.

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    I see Reg is off on his happy hour holidays again. He'll be at the disco doing opps upside your head and generally making a tit of himself.
    Lol....QED.

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    And paying for his middle aged kids.

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    Funnily enough though, the only time I ever did do that stupid rowing thing to "oops upside your head" it was in the mitre pub in benwell Newcastle in the building that was later to become Byker Grove. My mate,. Who was in front of me and who had shit timing went backwards when everybody else including me went forward. This resulted effectively in him "nutting" me. Also my fuckin jeans chafed my arse because of that "dance" so I emerged from it in a pretty bad way. This was not conducive to comfortable sex with the girl I scored with later that night. That must have been about 1980? When you first got allocated your carers ponsonby.

 


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