You two may have hit on a money spinner here. How about opening a Spoons *inside* the cathedral? Not only could the bored congregation get themselves a pint or two during the service, but they could offer a nice line in communion wine, too. And let's face it, communion wafers aren't very filling. How about a full English with sausage, bacon, eggs and hash browns (which could turn into the penis, flesh, eyes and feet of Christ), washed down with a nice but cheap Ozzie Shiraz?