Riddle Me This!
Started by TheDruid 3X3, 1st September 2018 16:40 in Poetry, Books & Writing

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    TheDruid 3X3
    Last Friday, while at my Legion playing Meat Raffle, I waved the Waitress over and said - "The More I Take Away, The Bigger It Becomes - What Is It?"

    She gives up.

    I point to my Beer Mug and I Reply - "The Empty Space In My Beer Mug!"

    She immediately Winked at me and went off and got me a Full Mug of Beer.



    Did she throw it over you?

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    Lord Ponsonby
    Did she throw it over you?
    I would!
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    I wouldn't blame you.

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    Lord Ponsonby
    Did she throw it over you?
    No. She served me a Nice New Full Pint.

    I then gave her a Nice Tip for her Good Service.


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    Then you would not get a Nice Tip.

    You would more likely get a Nice Sacking.


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    Not before Id slapped you for being so rude
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    At last nights Halloween Party, one of the Waitresses was wearing a Playboy Bunny Costume but something was missing from her Outfit.

    So while Dressed as 'The Riddler', I went to her and said, "Riddle Me This - What is White, Round and Fluffy and is No Where to be Seen?"

    She thought a moment and gave up.

    I answered, "Your Playboy Bunny Costume's Bunny Tail".

    She sort of Giggled and said, "Awe - Your So Funny".


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    TheDruid 3X3
    She sort of Giggled and said, "Awe - Your So Funny".
    You're in there Kino!
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    superwoman
    You're in there Kino!
    She's now naked and wobbling whilst waiting for Beltane so she can stroll through the flames, loads of blubber to burn...
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