I Wanna Be Yours - A poem for Valentines Day
Started by natasha, 14th February 2018 23:50 in Valentines Forem

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    This is by John Cooper Clarke, who is a "punk poet", whatever that means. I like it.

    I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
    breathing in your dust
    I wanna be your Ford Cortina
    I will never rust
    If you like your coffee hot
    let me be your coffee pot
    You call the shots
    I wanna be yours

    I wanna be your raincoat
    for those frequent rainy days
    I wanna be your dreamboat
    when you want to sail away
    Let me be your teddy bear
    take me with you anywhere
    I donít care
    I wanna be yours

    I wanna be your electric meter
    I will not run out
    I wanna be the electric heater
    youíll get cold without
    I wanna be your setting lotion
    hold your hair with deep devotion
    Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
    thatís how deep is my emotion
    Deep deep deep deep de deep deep
    I don't wanna be hers
    I wanna be yours
    Natasha
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    I would Print that off and put it on Dear Sweet Helen's Grave if I could find it.

    It is at this time of Year that think of Her the most as well as Summer Solstice (when we met) and at Halloween (when the Dearly Departed are Remembered.


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    TheDruid 3X3
    I would Print that off and put it on Dear Sweet Helen's Grave if I could find it.

    It is at this time of Year that think of Her the most as well as Summer Solstice (when we met) and at Halloween (when the Dearly Departed are Remembered.


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    Secret_Admirer
    Seems even dying is insufficient to escape a deluded stalker.
    Your Such A Pain at times Memnoch!
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    Secret_Admirer
    Seems even dying is insufficient to escape a deluded stalker.
    He met Helen? I wonder what Ronniex would have said to that? Maybe he is banned in Canada for his blatant lies. Better still the bloke is out of his tiny mind.

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    TheDruid 3X3
    Your Such A Pain at times Memnoch!
    Yeah, but how many normal people allow you to be with their children unsupervised?
    YOU LOST. Deal with it
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    Secret_Admirer
    Seems even dying is insufficient to escape a deluded stalker.
    He met Helen? I wonder what Ronniex would have said to that? Maybe he is banned in Canada for his blatant lies. Better still the bloke is out of his tiny mind.
    The European Union is Nazism under a new banner.
    Perrin is right about Cameron, on everything else he is wrong.
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    I would Print that off and put it on Dear Sweet Helen's Grave if I could find it.

    It is at this time of Year that think of Her the most as well as Summer Solstice (when we met) and at Halloween (when the Dearly Departed are Remembered.


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    To be fair, you don't even know if the 'Helen' in question was the one you knew. There are thousands of people with the exact same name in the UK...many thousands, even fairly unusual names.
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    Btw...the poem is awful. One of the worst I have ever read.
    MAY MUST RESIGN

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    To be fair, you don't even know if the 'Helen' in question was the one you knew. There are thousands of people with the exact same name in the UK...many thousands, even fairly unusual names.
    I rang and rang the Number I had and sent a few Letters to the Address I had and No Reply.

    So I had to Conclude the Helen in question was the Nice Sweet Helen I had a Delightful Date with at Old Sarum.


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