Roses are red
Except the orange and yellow and white and pink and purple and green and blue and black ones and I think I saw some that were more sort of peach than pink but maybe they count as pink I don't know and also there's those deep kind of burgundy coloured ones do they count as red?
Also, they don't grow in winter so someone's really fucked up putting valentine's day in February, they should have it in June. Or maybe it's good for the florists because roses out of season are more expensive. No, surely no one would exploit a Saint's day for profit, would they?
Anyway, it's the 17th now so wtf?