There are ladies of the night round here
Started by Scrotnig, 22nd December 2017 19:17 in Talk & Chat

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    Default There are ladies of the night round here

    One of them asked me if I fancied a good time.

    I thought, why not, sounds nice.

    It quickly turned out that she actually did NOT mean watching some old episodes of Doctor Who over a nice coffee.

    No, she meant something quite different. Though I didn't fully understand it, I got the general gist.

    Suffice to say, I made my excuses and left.
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    Good escape there, Scrot.

    Perhaps you might have enjoyed it if you had stayed for longer though.......
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    Good escape there, Scrot.

    Perhaps you might have enjoyed it if you had stayed for longer though.......
    Humph I don't think so.
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    How far is it to Torquay and exactly where did she accost you?
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    A girl walked up to me in a supermarket and asked me if I wanted a good time.
    She was selling biscuits.

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    A girl walked up to me in a supermarket and asked me if I wanted a good time.
    She was selling biscuits.

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    Was she a cracker?
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    Was she a cracker?
    They're known as SPG (Sales promotion girls) and are always chosen for their legs, their willingness to spread them, and their good looks (Sometimes failed in an epic manner).
    Cracker? Yep, a real Jacobs job.
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