Pinch, punch, first of the month
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    Pinch, punch, first of the month.

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    That's it, Summer is officially over. Blackpool illuminations are being switched on tonight. My alarm clock goes back to weekdays at 6am, my suntan is already fading and I've got enough porridge to take me through to the spring equinox.
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    Uh oh, just realised this means the X Factor must be lurking somewhere nearby.
    Amusing smilies aside, you ought to realise that beneath what may sometimes appear to be banter, I do in fact despise you. Don't be flattered, my contempt is free to all lefties who support the indoctrination of children. ~ Memnoch, Dec 2014.

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    Alice
    That's it, Summer is officially over.
    It depends on your definition. Many people hold that the seasons run between the solstices and equinoxes, so Summer is between 21 June and 21 September.
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    Summer ends for me when you stupidly slip on a grassy bank, break your ankle, and can't leave the house for months.
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    Scrotnig
    Summer ends for me when you stupidly slip on a grassy bank, break your ankle, and can't leave the house for months.
    Of course you can, you've hired an 'I can drive with a broken ankle motor'
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    Dordie
    Of course you can, you've hired an 'I can drive with a broken ankle motor'
    Shame about not having the confidence to go outside though.

    And...how do you fill it up when it runs out of fuel? Get out of the car on crutches...both hands full...ooops....

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    Shame about not having the confidence to go outside though.
    If you keep thinking like that you're going to end up on Benefit Street.


    And...how do you fill it up when it runs out of fuel? Get out of the car on crutches...both hands full...ooops....
    I gather Chris Mitchell lives nearby, I'm sure he'd help you fill up.

    I've really screwed myself with this.
    Rubbish, I know someone who fractured her ankle, they put one of those boot thingies on it for 3 weeks and gave her some crutches. She was walking on it again after 4.

    If you need inspiration, look at Dordie; got his head shot off in the war, no less, and made a full recovery.
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    Alice
    If you need inspiration, look at Dordie; got his head shot off in the war, no less, and made a full recovery.
    That's true....never complained once.
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    Dordie
    That's true....never complained once.
    I never knew about your war injury ... where were you serving and what happened?
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