Went to Morrisons...
Started by Dordie, 8th August 2017 18:14 in Talk & Chat

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    This afternoon and misbehaved something awful. It is no exaggeration, every ten steps I farted. Not comfortable, easily hidden farts... foul stinking ones, I was wearing a three quarter length coat but it was no protection for my fellow shoppers, it found its way out.
    To be quite frank I was bloody disgusted with myself.
    The European Union is Nazism under a new banner.
    Perrin is right about Cameron, on everything else he is wrong.
    Fork Me is a decent type, pity he's such a twat!

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    At least you didn't follow through...

    ... never mind all that, I want to know about their Foot-long Sausage Roll for 1 !

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    Durgemeister
    At least you didn't follow through...

    ... never mind all that, I want to know about their Foot-long Sausage Roll for 1 !
    Don't know, I get my fantastic sausage rolls from a secret source.
    The European Union is Nazism under a new banner.
    Perrin is right about Cameron, on everything else he is wrong.
    Fork Me is a decent type, pity he's such a twat!

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    Durgemeister
    At least you didn't follow through...

    ... never mind all that, I want to know about their Foot-long Sausage Roll for 1 !
    You mean the one in the ad held by a person bare handed?

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    You mean the one in the ad held by a person bare handed?
    Explains why they're so cheap...

 


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