I'm cultured
Started by Mr Fred, 11th August 2017 15:35 in Photography & Art

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    I've just been to an art exhibition, and on a VIP ticket at that.
    That's two major art events in two weeks and a visit to the national gallery planned for this Sunday.
    Everyone is Fred until they are not

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    Love believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never dies. (1 Corinthians)

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    I talked to a lot of very posh people, a whole bunch of artists and I was so polite I went to the toilet to fart.
    Everyone is Fred until they are not

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    Here it is - If anyone is passing by you're welcome to come along.

    http://www.artstage.com/jakarta/pages/17/the-event
    Everyone is Fred until they are not

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    Tomorrow will see me at the national gallery in Jakarta.

    http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2...dence-day.html
    Everyone is Fred until they are not

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    Mr Fred
    Here it is - If anyone is passing by you're welcome to come along.

    http://www.artstage.com/jakarta/pages/17/the-event
    Which BC member are you expecting to be passing by?
    Amusing smilies aside, you ought to realise that beneath what may sometimes appear to be banter, I do in fact despise you. Don't be flattered, my contempt is free to all lefties who support the indoctrination of children. ~ Memnoch, Dec 2014.

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    Mr Fred
    I talked to a lot of very posh people, a whole bunch of artists and I was so polite I went to the toilet to fart.
    I don't blame you. It's so embarrassing when you fart at a posh exhibition and follow through. I think it's known as a "Trump landslide".
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    Alice
    Which BC member are you expecting to be passing by?
    Someone who likes fart gags. Mmm, mon't think there is a definitie suspect in mind on here.
    Through the glass, dim and foggy, the blunt muzzle of some beast looked at me, its yellow eyes insistently repeating one and the same thought, incomprehensible to me. We looked each other in the eye for a long time - through those shafts connecting the surface world to that other beneath the surface.

    "I am in blood Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er"

    You better look before you leap, still waters run deep,
    And there won't always be someone there to pull you out,
    And you know what I'm talkin' about.

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    Calidore
    Someone who likes fart gags. Mmm, mon't think there is a definitie suspect in mind on here.
    Surely that's most of us blokes on BC?

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    Chris Mitchell
    Surely that's most of us blokes on BC?
    No. Well, probably - I can't say for sure. I don't find farts particularly amusing. Mostly I find then inopportune and requiring the activation of the electric fan, lest I get ambushed by a customer.

    Also, people who just do it and stick around are weird. Trying to shit the blame.

    I like to get them out of my body, and don't even need to extract the biological information hidden in their smell. at the age I am now. Maybe later.

    I hope my gusty language in this thread, full of disdain, is appropriate to the theme of wind!
    Through the glass, dim and foggy, the blunt muzzle of some beast looked at me, its yellow eyes insistently repeating one and the same thought, incomprehensible to me. We looked each other in the eye for a long time - through those shafts connecting the surface world to that other beneath the surface.

    "I am in blood Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er"

    You better look before you leap, still waters run deep,
    And there won't always be someone there to pull you out,
    And you know what I'm talkin' about.
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