I'm cultured
Started by Mr Fred, 11th August 2017 15:35 in Photography & Art

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    I've just been to an art exhibition, and on a VIP ticket at that.
    That's two major art events in two weeks and a visit to the national gallery planned for this Sunday.
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    I do not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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    I talked to a lot of very posh people, a whole bunch of artists and I was so polite I went to the toilet to fart.
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    Here it is - If anyone is passing by you're welcome to come along.

    http://www.artstage.com/jakarta/pages/17/the-event
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    Tomorrow will see me at the national gallery in Jakarta.

    http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2...dence-day.html
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    Mr Fred
    Here it is - If anyone is passing by you're welcome to come along.

    http://www.artstage.com/jakarta/pages/17/the-event
    Which BC member are you expecting to be passing by?
    Amusing smilies aside, you ought to realise that beneath what may sometimes appear to be banter, I do in fact despise you. Don't be flattered, my contempt is free to all lefties who support the indoctrination of children. ~ Memnoch, Dec 2014.

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    Mr Fred
    I talked to a lot of very posh people, a whole bunch of artists and I was so polite I went to the toilet to fart.
    I don't blame you. It's so embarrassing when you fart at a posh exhibition and follow through. I think it's known as a "Trump landslide".
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    Alice
    Which BC member are you expecting to be passing by?
    Someone who likes fart gags. Mmm, mon't think there is a definitie suspect in mind on here.

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    Calidore
    Someone who likes fart gags. Mmm, mon't think there is a definitie suspect in mind on here.
    Surely that's most of us blokes on BC?

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    Chris Mitchell
    Surely that's most of us blokes on BC?
    No. Well, probably - I can't say for sure. I don't find farts particularly amusing. Mostly I find then inopportune and requiring the activation of the electric fan, lest I get ambushed by a customer.

    Also, people who just do it and stick around are weird. Trying to shit the blame.

    I like to get them out of my body, and don't even need to extract the biological information hidden in their smell. at the age I am now. Maybe later.

    I hope my gusty language in this thread, full of disdain, is appropriate to the theme of wind!
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