Well that got your attention, didn't it?
It seems like virtually every week, there is a new sex scandal.
Previously it was that dodgy "President's Club" dinner in London, attended by a load of rich bastards who were entertained by scantily dressed women.
Now it seems that Oxfam workers are another bunch of men who can't keep their dicks in their pants.
They allegedly took part in orgies in the earthquake-stricken country Haiti, back in 2011, that would have done proud the depraved Roman emperor Caligula.
The tragedy is that this will be used as justification by Rightards not to give any money to charity, and to demand that the tiny amount we give in foreign aid (0.7% of GDP) is slashed to nothing.
We live in dark, dark times.