These are old but I still find them funny. Post your favourites too.
"The Forest" - by Theresa Green
"Babysitting" - by Justin Casey Howells
"Tug of War" - by Paul Hard
If you have a problem with my post, this is what you should do: Let the post die. Just let this old post gather dust. No one can read it. No one'll even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing in the corner of an old thread. And over the years, the world'll move on and the thread will be buried. And if you want to remember it, then you can do one thing. That's all, one thing. Have a good life. Do that one thing for me. Have a fantastic life.