Dordie's tip of the day...
Started by Dordie, 8th November 2018 10:44 in Talk & Chat

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    Default Dordie's tip of the day...

    Having trouble with a female?..... Make sure the tyres are well inflated on your push bike.....and the chain is lubricated.

    <never EVER concede to them>
    The European Union is Nazism under a new banner.
    Perrin is right about Cameron, on everything else he is wrong.

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    Using the words "tip", "lubricated" and "female" in the same post.

    FILTH!!!!
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    Chris Mitchell
    Using the words "tip", "lubricated" and "female" in the same post.

    FILTH!!!!
    Are you the fellow who comes round here with a telescopic lift, offering to trim people's garden hedges?
    The European Union is Nazism under a new banner.
    Perrin is right about Cameron, on everything else he is wrong.

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    Dordie
    Are you the fellow who comes round here with a telescopic lift, offering to trim people's garden hedges?
    I used to, but it clashed with my job as a garden gnome.
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    Top Tip?

    Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
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    Luna
    Top Tip?

    Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
    Don't know what they'd do without you and I handing them important advice!

    I mean, look at Superwoman!....She has all those tinctures where she works and tells us about none of them. Disgraceful!
    The European Union is Nazism under a new banner.
    Perrin is right about Cameron, on everything else he is wrong.
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    Chris Mitchell
    I used to, but it clashed with my job as a garden gnome.
    That's nothing.

    I have a part time job as a mini roundabout.
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    Dordie
    Don't know what they'd do without you and I handing them important advice!

    I mean, look at Superwoman!....She has all those tinctures where she works and tells us about none of them. Disgraceful!
    I charge for my services
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