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  1. Forum: Serious Discussion POST: 11th December 2019, 22:55
    A friend of mine used to be a primary school teacher, and one of the kids in the class suddenly announced "we know a secret about you, Mr. Williams!"

    "Oh?" said my friend, "and what's that?"
    ...

  2. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 11th December 2019, 09:54
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    Indeed. I might have to flounce off in a huff now.

  3. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 11th December 2019, 00:45
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    No. After I hacked your computer and found all that goat porn, I was sick in my mouth and haven't bothered since.

  4. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 10th December 2019, 18:09
    You clearly know nothing about IT, which isn't surprising. However, your ignorance of the world of work in general does surprise me. I would have thought that in most industries, people have rather...

  5. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 10th December 2019, 18:02
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    It doesn't really matter to anybody except Lord P, for whom it's a matter of desperate importance. I think they should let him join as an act of Christmas charity.

  6. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 10th December 2019, 10:00
    It's curious that he obviously thinks it's demeaning. My father hated his first name, and everyone (apart from his brother) called him "Mitch", including my mother. I expect Ponsonby has a very...

  7. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 10th December 2019, 09:58
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    Indeed. So he really doesn't need to edit it.

  8. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 10th December 2019, 09:56
    Oh thanks! I'll apply for job as Director of IT, and quadruple my salary. Do you charge commission?

    Incidentally, can you guess how many of those jobs are actually analyst/programmer jobs that I'd...

  9. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 9th December 2019, 23:26
    I told him the solar panels in his sleepy fishing village were covered in seagull shit, but he wasn't interested.

  10. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 9th December 2019, 23:19
    No, it's OK, the NHS don't need any specific IT skills, just anything computery would do, I'm sure. Lord P can give you full details.

  11. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 9th December 2019, 23:09
    I don't know where you got the bizarre idea that "the NHS" had a "recruitment drive" for IT specialists "a few months ago". You clearly have no idea whatsoever how IT procurement in the NHS works....

  12. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 9th December 2019, 18:14
    Why? Just email your friends to say you've changed your address.

    Provided they both read it, you'll be fine.

  13. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 9th December 2019, 18:12
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    Are there a lot of seagulls in the sleepy fishing village where you live? It sounds like seagull shit on the panels preventing them working at full capacity.

  14. Forum: Talk & Chat POST: 9th December 2019, 18:04
    Wait. You've been on BC for over twelve years, and only now do you realise that they're ridiculous?

  15. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 9th December 2019, 17:53
    Everybody on BC, including Lord P, knows that I was quite happy working for the NHS and wanted our little bit of it to remain part of the NHS - but that wasn't an option. I therefore had three...

  16. Forum: Christmas Forem 2019 POST: 9th December 2019, 11:51
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    Now I'm in the Midlands, here's a local carol, dating from the 16th century - the Coventry carol. Coventry today is a dump, associated with drabness and the most stupid ring road in the world, but...

  17. Forum: Christmas Forem 2019 POST: 9th December 2019, 11:44
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    Just picked our tree up from Bradgate Trees. Will be decorating it later.

  18. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 8th December 2019, 18:38
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    That's because us Boomers are in charge. We're doing all right. We got free university education, student grants, got on the housing ladder, saw our properties go up 1000% and made a nice little...

  19. Forum: General Election 2019 POST: 8th December 2019, 18:29
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    And you're still wrong. No change there.

  20. Forum: Poetry, Books & Writing POST: 8th December 2019, 16:20
    No, but anything more complicated would just confuse you.
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