Member Profile: Nice Fred

Seems I'm a rice pudding, but that could be the last one

You lot enjoy your puddings whilst I pop to the shower and sort you out some cream to pop on it. Yum yum

Scrot and druid in gay sex shocker

He works for British intel's snooping department? :help::eek11:

That's rather good and maybe an original quote. I don't know of it (I've heard similar, if not as well put) so you might well have come up with something I'd like to steal and claim to be my own at some point.

I have a notable music collection I never play because I'm sick of it.

I think I'll sell my phones, tablets, and dump the home wifi. I'm also going to make a tin foil full body condom.

May I bugger with you? v:4

Given the size of eggs, you wouldn't expect them to squark so much when you have sex with them.

I feel the heat My wife does not because she knows little else My daughter does not because she knows little else My son does not because she knows little else It takes just one generation to adapt in many cases

As luck has it, there's no snow here yet

I had a lovely Curry for breakfast

No snow here yet

Warmed up now so I'm sitting here with my air conditioning on while I do a little work

Regardless of how you feel about the story, it is very nice to see posters using more Arabic derived words.

It's cool out this morning, perhaps it'll rain later

How about sheep?

People often want to top themselves after they've met me, or at least that's what I tell the cops when they discover the bodies.

We don't want the truth; we can't handle the truth.

But you're at puff's bum parties so that' expected

She'll end up as a junkie prostitute, but with a taste for classical music and art so she'll make a few quid from rich customers.