If I may suggest:
Hire a maid so you don't have to do the washing
Buy a twin tub (Saves money on electricity and the things are very cheap to buy in the first place)
Move to a hot country so dryers are unnecessary
Thank you for your kind suggestion but, even though I've come to enjoy a cup of coffee, missing one wouldn't be reasonable grounds to consider shuffling off my mortal coil.
Once again, thank you for trying to be helpful.
Just aerodynamics, but you need to be really clever to work out all the maths so not many people can do it.
Unfortunately, as we saw with the recent crash in Indonesia, the aircraft companies get it wrong on occasion.
Most of the bent arms sales to to the US but Britain is allowed a few crumbs in exchange for supporting the US in wars, not because the US needs military support, more to make illegal 8nvasions look legit.
The first hotel this week was very nice but their food was crap. The food at this place is excellent.
The first hotel got a nice review about the room and staff, but lousy comments about the food.
This place is top notch in every way.
Just one thing I...
That also works great on the witnesses.
Tell them you're Muslim and they go way. I previously claimed I was a Satanist, that providing endless fun, especially that silly woman who turned up at my house with her daughter.
You should have seen her face when...