It is a slightly different situation with Chris, Mitch. Chris gave the green light to use his full name in a moment of madness when blind drunk. In common with all drunks, he regretted ihis decision the next morning but he now refuses to withdraw said...
A friend of mine used to be a primary school teacher, and one of the kids in the class suddenly announced "we know a secret about you, Mr. Williams!"
"Oh?" said my friend, "and what's that?"
"Your first name is Andrew!"
That six year old response...
No, it involves calling the police and wasting tax payers money because your neighbours cottoned on to the fact that you are easier to wind up than a clockwork mouse, especially when you've had a few, which is most of the time.
What a tit.