No, no - royal jizz is so potent it has to be kept in a special container and handled with great care. Meghan would have had to have worn a special protective suit, while a highly-trained nurse administered the sacred seed with a specially-adapted speculum.
Wait...are we suggesting they did ROOD things? :eek10:
My taxes fund the royals. I object to paying for such filth. Royals should be beyond this type of behaviour, and should get their royal babies from storks, like proper educated people do. :irked: