Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... ...Brilliant parody, I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church would love it.
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... Same girls...
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... She was in Scrubs! Gooch She was very good in it too. Her songs were the best.
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... Hadn't realised that, I never watched Scrubs much.
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... like it. …to live by God’s rule So whatever people tell me That the Bible tells me I will do In the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I’ve got my morals in check It was easy to do ’til I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he’s cute as heck But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight I’ve learned about the birds and bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees ‘Cause the Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can’t wait that long I don’t want to lose him to someone who’ll do him I need to figure something out Well, there’s a loophole in the Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to Hell It’s my hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus’s name, we go to fifth base Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I’m not a godless whore He’ll have to come in the back door Therefore Fuck me in the ass ’cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way What a sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization It’s just between you and me ‘Cause everyone knows it’s the sex That God can’t see It’s hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out, shove it in my ass Fuck me until you come—oops! I mean, let’s join our souls and unite our bodies And fly with the wings of love Whatever you do, don’t touch my clitoris If you ring Satan’s doorbell, God can’t ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in ‘Cause birth control’s for sluts and it’s a sin I’ve emptied my bowels and laid out the towels I’m ready for romance Now I’m prayin’ to the power that is the highest But of all of my holes this one’s the driest Now we can’t procreate if we anally copulate And God’s okay with sodomy, but only if you’re straight And I’m staying pure no matter what So I’m okay with everything but Everything but Everything but Fuck me in the ass ’cause I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It’s just between you and me ‘Cause everyone knows it’s the sex That God can’t see I do what the Bible tells me to Except for the parts I choose to ignore ‘Cause they’re unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest I live by for sure So let’s not talk about how the good book Bans shellfish, polyester, and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays, ‘Cause those parts don’t count, of course Let’s cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry And line up for doing ambiguous missions And circumvent any real sacrifice But still feel pious for my arbitrary parroted positions And don’t you dare question my conviction And don’t look closely at the contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in His complete jurisdiction As the only way to measure whether you’re good or not And when [hit with bait?], just say to have faith ‘Cause when you’re up against logic it’s the only card you’ve got So close your eyes Take a deep breath And Fuck me in the ass ’cause I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of irrational rationalization It’s just between you and me ‘Cause everyone knows it’s the sex That God can’t see Yeah, my chastity belt has locks So sometimes you need to think outside the box
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... It's filthy. Just think what you could get a Christian woman to do if you turned her away from the evangelicals...
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... Calidore said: ▲ It's filthy. Just think what you could get a Christian woman to do if you turned her away from the evangelicals... I'm not convinced she is REALLY that Christian. However, I DO know that some orthodox christians do actually believe that anal sex does not involve losing virginity, so a woman that has had it is still pure for marriage.
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... In an interview they said that their favourite thing on stage is when they sing something that shocks the audience so they can hear the gasp.
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... Here's a couple more:
Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus... She's apparently in Raising Hope too. This is her in Scrubs: