Jack o lantern competition
There's comes a point when spanking an unruly brat ceases to be legitimate discipline and begins to verge on child cruelty. We are approaching that point, so I will leave him to cry over his bruises and reflect on his misbehaviour before the social services lot start wagging their fingers at me.
Scrotnig: Go to your room, and think about what a naughty little boy you've been.