I seem to have two cats

I seem to have two cats

I seem to have two cats.

This is not acceptable. I only seem to recall agreeing to have ONE cat.

I seem to have two cats

Scrotnig said: ▲ I seem to have two cats. This is not acceptable. I only seem to recall agreeing to have ONE cat.

Kick one of the fuckers out....preferably both.

I seem to have two cats

Dordie said: ▲ Kick one of the fuckers out....preferably both.

That's not very nice.

I like pussies.

I seem to have two cats

I still seem to have two cats. How does this sort of thing happen? I never used to have ANY cats!

I seem to have two cats

Scrotnig said: ▲ How does this sort of thing happen?

It's a three step thing:

They find you.
They like you.
They decide to live with you.

I seem to have two cats

Fairy_Nuff said: ▲ It's a three step thing: They find you. They like you. They decide to live with you.

Well that's certainly happened here. They know how to press the right buttons.

They are very vicious creatures, it is amazing how sweet and cuddly they manage to appear. They are nothing of the sort.

I seem to have two cats

I'm sure it won't be long before you have 3 cats.