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17th November 2019 15:56 by parsonstreet
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17th November 2019 14:12 by Chris Mitchell
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Once upon a time, a beautiful but lonely princess lived in a castle. She was wandering in the garden one day, when a very sad toad hopped around near her. "Why are you so sad, toad?" asked the princess. The toad looked up at her and said "Because I am so ugly, but I've heard that if a beautiful princess kisses me I can have a wish".

Feeling sorry for the toad, the princess picked him up and kissed him gently on the head. "I wish I had a human body", said the toad - and lo! It was so!

However, because the toad had not been specific enough, only his body had become human, so standing in front of the princess was a human with the head of a toad.

"Oh no!" said the toad, "I think I've messed up!"

"Not to worry", said the kind princess - "I'll kiss you again so you can have a second wish", thinking that if the toad wished for a human head too, she could have a bit of hanky panky.

She leaned forward and kissed the man-toad on the head again. "What is your second wish?" grinned the beautiful princess.

"I wish I could become leader of the Brexit Party", he replied - and lo! It was so!


17th November 2019 14:06 by Scrotnig
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This is genuine, it was on Sky News earlier today.

Once we had 'global warming', but that was declared obsolete and was replaced by 'climate change'.

Now however, the left have decreed that the term 'climate change' should be replaced by 'climate crisis'.

It's true. They had some schoolkids on Sky News earlier and they have said they have been INSTRUCTED not to use 'climate change' any more and must always say 'climate crisis'. By whom? Once can only wonder, but no indoctrination goes on in schools, definitely, 100%. Forker said so, and he's a teecha.


17th November 2019 14:04 by Scrotnig
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1. Whether Prince Andrew had sex with some woman many years ago.
2. What Labour are going to give away free this week.
3. Boris Johnson pretending he's just an ordinary man-of-the-people type.
4. Jeremy Corbyn pretending he's just an ordinary man-of-the-people type.
5. Jo Swinson pretending she's a credible politician.
6. Anything to do with NIgel Farage
7. Anything to do with Greta Thunberg.


17th November 2019 13:37 by Scrotnig
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It's not 'Tory cuts' that has wrecked the police service in the UK.

It's bullshit like this:



And here's who she is:

Janette McCormick QPM
@jem7069
Deputy Chief Constable, College of Policing, Programme Director National Uplift Programme, NPCC Lead for Gypsies and Travellers and Disabilities


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