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Scrotnig
2nd July 2012, 20:44
I am sure that women tennis players never used to grunt and shriek as much as they do now.

It is ridiculous, and quite obviously put on deliberately.

I find the womens' game largely unwatchable now because of this.

Durgemeister
2nd July 2012, 20:47
Too much roughage.

Scrotnig
2nd July 2012, 20:57
Too much roughage.
Oo-er missus.

Anna
2nd July 2012, 21:14
Some of the Female players do spoil the game with the grunting, most of them sound like they are having an orgasm lol.

Dordie
2nd July 2012, 21:48
First of all I turn off the sound. That's the squealing dealt with. Second it's a game of tennis and I don't give a toss who wins. Then I switch channels and that is that dealt with. It's easy, when you know how!

Chris Mitchell
2nd July 2012, 22:39
You mean you don't watch this?

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Oh - I keep forgetting. You're A, aren't you?

Scrotnig
2nd July 2012, 22:41
You mean you don't watch this?

20626

Oh - I keep forgetting. You're A, aren't you?
Hope she doesn't shake anyone's hand after sticking it up her arse.

Crazy Jane
2nd July 2012, 22:44
You mean you don't watch this?

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Oh - I keep forgetting. You're A, aren't you?


Yeah, that's the back but you haven't seen the front of that! :-s

Chris Mitchell
2nd July 2012, 22:49
Yeah, that's the back but you haven't seen the front of that! :-s

I have it on good authority he's a lorry driver called Brian.

NiNjiiN
2nd July 2012, 23:24
Some of the Female players do spoil the game with the grunting, most of them sound like they are having an orgasm lol.

I thought about this today. It sounds more like they're beating something to bloody death with a rolling pin. Xxx

Mr Fred
3rd July 2012, 01:24
Some of the Female players do spoil the game with the grunting, most of them sound like they are having an orgasm lol.

I can assure posters, the ones I've shagged make exactly to same noise when reaching orgasm.
The Williams sisters were really crap in the sack. Neither would gobble me or take it up the arse.

Mr Fred
3rd July 2012, 01:25
I thought about this today. It sounds more like they're beating something to bloody death with a rolling pin. Xxx

Hi.
Nice to meet another right minded poster. :)

Chris Mitchell
3rd July 2012, 19:33
I can assure posters, the ones I've shagged

So which posters *have* you shagged, Fred? :o

Not Scrot, obviously, since he's an A.

Memnoch
4th July 2012, 00:34
Hope she doesn't shake anyone's hand after sticking it up her arse.
Why would she stick anyone's hand up her arse?

Mr Fred
4th July 2012, 06:42
So which posters *have* you shagged, Fred? :o

Not Scrot, obviously, since he's an A.

I was thinking of tennis players but, since you ask, Peggy.
I know pretty much every other bloke has been there as well so that won't really be news to anyone.

mini_haha
4th July 2012, 13:42
I was thinking of tennis players but, since you ask, Peggy.
I know pretty much every other bloke has been there as well so that won't really be news to anyone.


She's so gonna belt you one for that reply :)

Mr Fred
4th July 2012, 15:00
She's so gonna belt you one for that reply :)

She's whipped me more than a few times.
She's also put ice cream, mixed fruit and squirty cream around my genitals to make a banana split.
Love it when she licks the cherries.

becca2012
4th July 2012, 16:04
Some of the men arn't much better to be fair!

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Scrotnig
4th July 2012, 17:17
Some of the men arn't much better to be fair!

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Piss off spammer!

Evil
7th July 2012, 06:49
Piss off spammer!

:j4

In these tough economic times, I think we should support spammers. After all, they have to eat too.

Memnoch
7th July 2012, 08:37
I think we should support spammers. I agree. You hold him up, I'll kick him.