| Religious Golfing Joke |
| Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. ... |
| Another Religious Joke |
| A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since ... |
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| a old jewish lady was walking down the street a flasher came up and stoped opened his coat, the woman looked and said "call that a linning" |
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| a man unable to drive lies and gets a job in the local zoo, on his first day he as to feed the lions, on his way he backs the ... |
| Football joke. |
| A man is driving into Brighton on the A23 and gets stuck in a huge queue of traffic. Nothing's moving. Anyway, he notices a copper walking up the side of ... |
| Farting Joke |
| Two aristocratic toffs are at an eveing get together with their wives, when one of them farts. "I say"; said the first toff; "How dare you fart before my wife". ... |
| Blind joke |
| I used to donate a lot of money to charities for the blind, but I don't anymore. After all, they will never see the money. |
| Crap Joke |
| I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me ... |
| Crap Joke |
| Caught this gem on Frank's Blog (http://www.frankw.net) earlier! While I was driving down the A19 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under ... |
| Diana's Fountain what a joke. |
| Diana’s memorial fountain what a great success that is what another waste of 3.6 million of public donations. Hello but which bit of granite stone and water = slippery did ... |
| Yet another crap joke |
| A man went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to him with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". The man said "Waiter, I ... |
| Another crap joke |
| The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?". |
| Computer Joke |
| http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v38/rickz33/suicide.gif :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: |
| Crap Woman Joke |
| Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their ... |
| JC joke |
| Why did JC cross the road? He was nailed to the chicken! |
| Angus Deayton Joke |
| Angus Deayton goes into a shop and buys some food. The total cost of what he buys is £4.99. He pays with a five pound note. "I'm sorry", says the ... |
| Such a Joke |
| Oh my God My heart just stopped I never thought I’d know you again You always knew how to fill me anew Just by simply being you It felt like ... |
| A crap pun joke |
| There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, ... |
| Another tractor joke |
| As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors.He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet ... |
| Football joke |
| A new scandal is set to rock football - Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead in the hotel room of a French footballer........ Police are treating it as murder ... |
| Driving joke |
| A man seeing flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror The man says: What's the problem officer? Officer: You were doing 50 miles an hour in a 40 mile ... |
| Tractor joke |
| Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. |
| Crisp joke |
| There are two crisps walking down the road and suddenly a car pulls up and says "Do you want a lift?" so the two crisps look at each other and ... |
| Worst joke ever |
| If someone throws a sweet into a wishing well, but then cannot find the well later on in the day, is it a lost well and tasty-mint? |
| Someone wanted a joke? |
| A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman. "Is there a problem, Officer?" "Yes, madam, you were speeding." "Really?" "May I see your licence please?" "I'd give it to ... |
| So you think it's a joke? |
| Well take a look at this article. Well, Lefties? Waddya say? http://www.iht.com/IHT/MR/98/mr062298.html |
| Leicester City joke |
| Frank Sinclair is sitting at the bar with 3 German ladies and he asks the three of them if they want sex. One of them replied "Nein" so Frank turned ... |
| National Transport Policy - a joke ??? |
| Without much of a fanfare, the Government responded to the Commons Transport Committee report on Public Transport overcrowding. Some may remember the great fuss that Prescott made when Labour first ... |
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