| Blonde Joke |
| Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked ... |
| A joke. |
| A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I'm banned for 5 ... |
| Joke 2 |
| Two friends were walking through the woods when one of them suddenly collapses on the ground and is still. Very still. The first friend cries, "Oh no! Bob??? Bob can ... |
| He's good, but not that good... |
| A biker was riding along a California highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be ... |
| Sick Joke |
| What's blue and orange and lies on the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands. |
| golf joke |
| Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without ... |
| Buddhist monk joke. |
| On the first day, the monk asked his Master, what is the meaning of life? The Master pondered for a moment in silence then rapped the monk's hands with his ... |
| Tesco dianosis. |
| One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!" "Listen, don't waste your ... |
| Oh look! A joke! |
| Typical English 40 something male, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of ... |
| A joke! |
| Ikea have started selling special lesbian-only self-assembly beds … No screwing involved, just tongue and groove. |
| The Joke of the Wired Sandwich ... |
| Two Irishmen had their lunch break at work. So they sat down and opened up their lunchboxes. One Irishman's sandwich has two wires sticking out of it. He stares at ... |
| Newcastle Joke |
| Anyway this guy wanted to gan oot for the neet. So he says to his missus, "C'mon lass let's gan doon the toon, if ye divvent want ta gan ye'll ... |
| BMW Joke. |
| The donkey fell down a hole on the farm, he shouts up to the chicken 'get the farmers BMW, tie a rope on the back and pull me out!' Which ... |
| Irish Joke |
| Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), ... |
| Missing the joke, Bill Jarvis style |
| this is Bill Jarvis' signature: Fork Me said: I'll bother replying to the content of your replies to me when you take the effort to post in a courteous manner. ... |
| Blonde Joke |
| A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, ... |
| another blonde joke (sigh) |
| Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 ... |
| Chinese Joke |
| Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: You are ... |
| Dog Joke |
| A man walks into a pub with two dogs on leads, The Barman says to the man, "Are these dogs Jack Russels?" The man replies, "Naw, there mine!" ] |
| Cinema Joke. |
| A young girl wants to go to the cinema so goes to ask her dad for the money to go, "Daddy", says the girl, "may I have some money to ... |
| Doctor Joke. |
| A young woman goes to visit her doctor cos she is concerned about a swelling in her bowels that has developed over the past couple of weeks. The doctor asks ... |
| golf joke |
| A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten ... |
| My Fav Joke. |
| A young girl pays a visit to the doctor as she is concerned about a swelling in her abdomen that had emerged over the past few days. So the young ... |
| Scotch Joke |
| A hospital inspector pays a random visit to a hospital and is shown onto the ward by the matron. A guy in the first bed says " Scots wha hae ... |
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