| Mark's Crap Joke Of The Day |
| A fruitfly and a lady fruitfly are sitting on an apple. One says to the other, "shall we go on a date?" BOOM BOOM! |
| two paddy joke,s. |
| Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses £500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for ... |
| A Yorkshire Joke |
| A Barnsley miner comes home from work to find his wife on the floor, unconcious and bleeding from her fanny. He phones the doctor and gives him the details. "Has ... |
| Google launches their own browser! No joke! |
| http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-09-01-n47.html They're borrowing bits of Apple's Safari and Mozilla Firefox and adding a few things of their own. Having read about them, I think that they sound like very good ... |
| The Joke of American Democracy |
| The US Presidential elections are a joke and have been as long as I can remember (and my memory goes back to Harry Truman), a popularity contest. Kennedy vs. Nixon ... |
| Apartheid Joke |
| Q) What do you call Nelson Mandela and Oliver Tambo in a sauna? A) Gorillas in the mist! |
| Sunday sex. |
| Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she ... |
| Just a bad joke... |
| Q: How many people on the island in LOST does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes 10 episodes :e1 |
| A proper joke |
| An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub ... |
| 'Blonde Joke' |
| ...received from my bro in R.S.A, this morning....:-s I expect it is an oldie. :r5 Blonde walks into a bank in Johannesburg and asks for the loans dept. She says ... |
| Second best joke in the world..ever |
| A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for ... |
| A CRAP JOKE |
| Black head spot remover? if you put it on a black guys head, would his head fall off? (yes I know it's crap) |
| The racehorse joke |
| Stop me if you've heard it. And before we start, I just want to say, I would never have dreamed up such filth myself, but I have strange friends with ... |
| "pork sword" joke offends Muslims |
| A bloke in a pub referred to his penis as a "Pork Sword". Overheard by Equinox, and reported to the Old Bill, said bloke has been fined a billion quid ... |
| Tell A Joke for $1000 Casino Cash! |
| It's time we had some decent jokes posted. So post a DECENT joke in this thread between now and midnight and get $1000 free casino cash. :tramp: (We might then ... |
| A man in the woods. |
| If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? :D xxx |
| Gillian McKeith |
| Oh dear Crap joke alert!! If Gillian McKeith is right and you are what you eat, then she must have eaten a silly bitch! :tumblew: |
| Car crossed lovers. |
| CAR-CROSSED LOVERS A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off. As they crawl ... |
| Billion dollar problem. |
| BILLION DOLLAR PROBLEM When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they discovered ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, Nasa scientists spent a decade and ... |
| How to give a cat a pill. |
| How to give a cat a pill. http://www.vetmed.wsu.edu/clientED/images/cat_oral/show_pill.JPG 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger ... |
| Burger restaurant, |
| A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively ... |
| The loyal wife. |
| There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before ... |
| Postman joke |
| Q. What do you call Postman Pat when he retires? A. Pat Q. What do you call Dorkface Twat when he retires? A. Dorkface Twat. |
| Why parents drink... |
| A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not arrived one day and had not phoned in sick. Having an urgent problem with one of the main ... |
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