| BBC1 *stonks* ITV1 on Christmas Day |
| BBC1 won the Christmas Day rating battle in no uncertain terms. Here's the top ten (figures in millions) from overnight figures: 1 …. 13.9 (55.3%) …. EastEnders (20:00) BBC1 2 ... |
| Some christmas jokes |
| -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why is Santa Claus always so happy?? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: What's the difference between a Christmas tree and a ... |
| Three last Christmas Cards |
| or they may even be put away for next year ! 1) An idea that I borrowed from Misty15 - white candles on a white card, sounds like it shouldn't ... |
| Christmas is coming.......... |
| ..... The geese are getting fat, Please put a penny in the old man's hat. If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do, If you haven't got a ... |
| Doctor Who Christmas Special |
| I told you David Morrissey was The Next Doctor, so now if you don't believe me and if you didn't watch Children In Need tonight, here's the pre-credits sequence for ... |
| Christmas Cake Recipe. |
| As it is coming up to that time of year, I thought I would share my favourite recipe:- CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE. Ingredients: 1 Cup of water. 1 Tablespoon of salt. ... |
| This Christmas |
| Sorry to bring you down ! Anyone going away this Christmas? Or have a proper nice dinner? xD |
| Homosexual Christmas |
| A group of homosexuals in my area have been demanding the right to their own celebrations of what they call "Gaymas", an alternative version of Christmas that dispenses with traditional ... |
| Christmas is over....... |
| .......... and the Mail jumps straight back in with its special mix of lies, half truths, distortions and insinuations. Here's the first two paragraphs from a bunch of lies story ... |
| Skull's Christmas debt advice |
| I am absolutely certain during the year, and expecially at Christmas, everyone will blow their credit card or spend every penny they have to buy Christmas presents and go to ... |
| Christmas Apocalypse. |
| There's trouble down where the dead men live The singer in the darkness is trying to give A concert;but the jester,and even the king Are too busy dying,to dance and ... |
| I really messed up this Christmas |
| I offered to work Christmas Eve late shift, and Christmas Day early shift, in order to secure New Year's night off. At the time I was on days, when the ... |
| Marines Christmas Moustache Competition |
| The Royal Marines have found a novel way to keep a stiff upper lip while fighting the Taleban in Helmand Province this Christmas - by holding a moustache contest. The ... |
| Christmas Reps |
| I'm feeling generous with reps tonight, as it's Christmas, so I'm going to go round and rep loads of people. I can't remember how many points my account gives out, ... |
| Happy Tory Christmas |
| A very happy Tory Christmas to you all. Especially to Nu-Lab apologists. See you all at the polls! :spike: |
| Bloody Morose Christmas songs... |
| ...Why is it that most of the best Xmas songs are so bloody morose? Fairy Tale of New Yorkz:2 It'll be lonely this Christmas Stop the Cavalry Blue Christmas Winters ... |
| Christmas |
| I have been working on a new and innovative concept in festive minimalist poetry for several months, following a team workshop at my poetry group in October. The basic premise ... |
| Government Christmas Bonus |
| Anyone got their ten quid yet? Hope it hasn't got lost in the post or used for Labour party funding, I need that in Tenerife!:coffee: |
| Bethany's Christmas poems |
| We are LONG overdue a visit from Bethany and one of her wonderfully exuberant Christmaqs poems. I hereby SUMMON her to return. |
| Christmas moan |
| Well its that time of year again when we all go out and buy presents for all family members ( well most of them anyway)and some friends, but dont you ... |
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