| Big MaMa |
| A bloke goes into a brothel and says to the Madame "I have a strange request - I wonder if you can help me?" "We cater for all kinds of ... |
| Big lumping cats |
| My cat has suddenly decided he wants to be a lap cat. he now lumps onto me at every opportunity, which usually involves much scrambling about with claws and other ... |
| I think the big oriental poppy is tedious |
| it happens very year. can't we have something a bit more interesting? perhaps the PACE flag to symbolise anti-militarism, you know that rainbow one they carry at protests in hyde ... |
| Big party last night |
| We had a big party in my compound here is Baghdad last night. Lots of food, beer, and booze. Later in the evening, a bunch of hott Russian chicks showed ... |
| LOL big boob by BBC news presenter. |
| Over Barack Obamas lipstick on a pig comment. The reporter actually said "the row over the republicans vice president pig candidate" , did anyone notice? |
| Big Decision Time. |
| With no human hearts available, and as a Muslim given just one month to live because of a serious heart problem, would you accept one of these..... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article4692850.ece |
| Today is the big day |
| Today is the day I start my new job. :o I'm not looking forward to it - I never do. Last time I changed jobs, I was mildy excited as ... |
| Big Brother First Eviction |
| Steph was first to be evicted, obviously the majority of the public thought it was for the bgest but who would you have wanted out the house out of all ... |
| The big cracker for you |
| Detective the Holmes and detective the Dr. Watson went camp. After the pleasing meal, they are lay down and be the sleep. Much being later, the Holmes arise and ask ... |
| No BIG GAY PUFFS in Iran |
| Mohsen Yahyavi is the highest-ranked Iranian politician to admit that Iran believes in the death penalty for homosexuality following recent reports that gay youths were being hanged. President Ahmadinejad, questioned ... |
| How big is your carbon footprint? |
| I have to say, some people I know seem to have an outrageous carbon footprint. If such people exercised a bit more restraint, (for example, holidaying in Skegness rather than ... |
| Big Deal! |
| What it's like, living 2000 years in the past. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/this_world/7203089.stm |
| Some big businesses have a conscience |
| Afflecks Palace is a famous indoor market selling weird stuff in Manchester. It's an iconic market that is part of the city's history and heritage. The traders, who have been ... |
| Big Fat Quiz of the Year. |
| 9pm channel 4 I can't wait, it's gonna be great. By the time i've finished this Malibu it'll seem even greater. Sweet. |
| How can something THIS BIG get "washed up" on the shore? |
| How can something THIS BIG get "washed up" on the shore? http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/uk_enl_1198941319/img/1.jpg And worse still, nobody has claimed it....surely whatever it came off would have noticed? |
| Big Girl |
| Suckprick is entering his 26 stone 'wife' in the Miss Blow-Up Doll Contest 2008' It is taking place at Ipswich Town Hall in conjunction with a trades fair devoted to ... |
| Big Word |
| A bloke comes home one evening to find his live in girl friend packing. "What's going on here?" he asked "I'm leaving you - I've just found out that you're ... |
| Big Udder |
| Move over Big Brother... here's Big Udder! http://www.bigudder.co.uk/ |
| Big Brother DNA Database |
| The entire UK population and every visitor to Britain should be put on the national DNA database, a top judge said today. Lord Justice Sedley, one of England's most experienced ... |
| Opera - Big Pile of old Poo! |
| Someone needs to tell Opera their browser gets worse with every release! At the moment browsing the forums in Opera gives you two choices: 1) Have the page draw as ... |
| Is Mong Suck Pratt a big c*nt |
| That proffessor of knowledge that batchelor of rubber dolls that mong amongst mongs Suck Pratt can't even make his own words up and has to nick mine. I invented the ... |
| Posh people in big houses in the country |
| There is something very sad about them! There is a programme on at the moment called Trouble at the Castle or something! Two old duffers (Mrs is very Buckett) and ... |
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