The anthem of the ignoble leader of these forums in just about every thread where he attempts to take anyone on (with thanks to the Monty Python team).
Brave Sir Scrotnig ran away, Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes brave Sir Scrotning turned about and gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave! Sir Scrotnig!