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Health Advice For Women
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you
out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost
immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to
live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it
Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing,
loss of money,
loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,
and Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may
make you think youare whispering when you are not.
* cause you to tellyour friends over and over again that you love them.
* cause you to think you can sing.
* make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting
* create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as
many women as you feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz..............
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29th July 2010, 21:30
...nor any 'fizzy' drinks.....nor eggs, nor cheese, nor beetroot. 
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