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"Take twelve pints of milk, warm from the cow, and turn it with a good spoonful of rennet. Break it well, and put it into a large strainer, in which roll it up and down, that all the whey may run out. The break the curd and wring it again, and...
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Which is, unfortunately, the truth!!!
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Lucky for you then. I was just about to catch a plane to come and stove yer heed in.
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Quavering.
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It never happened and Netanyahu's an Anti semitic puppet for even suggesting it might have.
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Quavering.
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OY 😮
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Good show FM,
A friend of mine ex-miner was always very awkward with companies who took the piss, they owed him about a grand pension backpay or similar, he took them to court won and he added the court cost, they didn't cover the court cost so he...
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I recently moved home, so I've been closing accounts with various companies. Electric, water - no problem. PrimeTel, my old Internet provider - wankers. After going to their shop to close everything, I was tod not to pay my last two bills or the...
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When we were at the Chelsea Flower show the other day I couldn't believe I actually heard some posh southern bastards , holding glasses of champagne or Pimm's, say "Ok yah" not once but several times. I felt like smashing them in the face.
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Guilty. I still say "you daft ha'porth". And I also say, when giving an opinion, "well, that's my twopennorth". I blame it on the fact that I am extremely ancient myself, and my parents were old when I was born. My dad was born in 1910.
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How Clear, How Lovely Bright by A. E. Housman How clear, how lovely bright, How beautiful to sight Those beams of morning play; How heaven laughs out with glee Where, like a bird set free, Up from the eastern sea Soars the delightful day....
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Seems legit
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I recently moved home, so I've been closing accounts with various companies. Electric, water - no problem. PrimeTel, my old Internet provider - wankers. After going to their shop to close everything, I was tod not to pay my last two bills or the...
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Good show FM,
A friend of mine ex-miner was always very awkward with companies who took the piss, they owed him about a grand pension backpay or similar, he took them to court won and he added the court cost, they didn't cover the court cost so he...
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That may be so but I bet some other department in the company pursues you for what they think they're owed for a little while. It's terrible communication. I just had an example of it with my bank. I can't be arsed going into the detail but I'm so...
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I recently moved home, so I've been closing accounts with various companies. Electric, water - no problem. PrimeTel, my old Internet provider - wankers. After going to their shop to close everything, I was tod not to pay my last two bills or the...
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Sara Mistaykes and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes... Tipp-Ex 26 Sept 2022 — Haavent yoused it in yeers, butt then I downt make two meny mistaykes. Please forgive any speling mistaykes on this brief post, my...
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Back in the 90's I did the best part of my job back then which was adoption reunification. This woman, aged about 60 asked to access her adoption records, which I undertook with her. It was a bit traumatic because she had no idea why she'd been...
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Thank you both for making me laugh!
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Eye donnt mayke enny speliing mistaykes.
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No - I wouldn't trust them not to waste the lot - all £5.
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Hardly - he's been dead for years! In the days when I had a TV - there were a few american programmes I would probably have liked but didn't watch for the following reasons :- 1. The actors seem incapable of holding a conversation without...
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Sainsbury's are delivering tomorrow!:hallb:
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